Wha did mad Bert? The flexible fat man pon di cover a di book weh u a look pon?
Well, back In 2012, the financial climate on planet earth was spiralling down to the dogs. Dr. Bert Kemp, a psychiatrist and a deep thinking philosopher closely studied the stressful economic terrains of his little island of wood and water, Jamaica. The taxes were too high and new taxes were murderous. When Portia Simpson, Jamaica’s Prime minister, implemented the tax on patty, it mad Dr. Kemp. He became a ninja obsessed with wearing his wife tights and hell bent on murdering Portia Simpson so that poor people can eat beef patties tax-free.

Dr. Kemp’s wife, Marjorie Kemp, firstly decide to take care of her husband and stick by him for better or for worse. But as things get extremely worse and she is losing everything and everyone, she is challenged to think is she holding on to a withered and dead relationship that will never bloom again?

Scorned by her friends and family for living with a mad man her only listening ear is the ultra attractive Dr. Arnold who is attracted to her. Her mad husband grows jealous and goes to utterly insane measures to keep his wife love and to prove his, but instead proves not only to be preposterous madness but is pushing her away. The ultimate question then is, will Dr. Kemp get to murder the Right Honourable Portia Simpson?